With all due respect to Cara, I sure do like waking up to this face:
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Have a great day!

You know what I did recently? I got a physical!
doctorYou’ll be happy to know I’m healthy! When I got on the scale I discovered I weighed less than I have in a long, long time. I was so proud I started telling the doctor my weight-loss secrets. No soda, no candy and a lot of dog walking. Then, in the middle of my revelations, I realized something…I’m still a big fat ass! It was just funny. The way I was talking you would have thought I was a weight-loss guru! When we parted ways, I said to the doctor, thank you for your gentle hands. He laughed.

Have a nice day!

Yesterday was a great day! Why? I was a VIP at my nephew’s school.
bobVIPWe made a spider together and then the kids sang some songs.
bobvip2I was pretty proud of the little guy. Good stuff!

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Have a nice day!

Hey, I’ll have an update tomorrow!

I walked in our backyard last night and this is what I saw:
backyardfishWTF!!?? How did it get there?! Maybe it was dropped by a bird or varmint. I thought it was a warning from the mafia. Cara thought it could be ISIS related. However it got here, I’m probably going to end up screaming, Keep your damn fish off my lawn!

Have a nice day!