Look at this guy! When my mind wonders I sometimes think about what kind of tattoo I would get. I don’t think I’m ever going to get one. But if I were to get one, I think I’d get Iggy on my forearm. Why Iggy? Because he’s the world’s greatest dog! I think I nailed it with this photo. My other tattoo idea, again on my forearm, a mermaid wearing glasses. The glasses would be an homage to Cara. I’m sure she’d be proud! Ha ha. Why a mermaid? I don’t know! I just like the classic designs. I don’t really enjoy being in the water. I might need to rethink that idea.

Why a forearm tattoo? Because if you’re going to get a tattoo, get a tattoo! Don’t hide it on your leg! But back to reality…Am I a tattoo guy? Probably not. Am I ever going to get a motorcycle? Probably not. Too many bad Long Island drivers.