You plan for weeks, buy gifts, spend all day cooking and it’s over in a matter of minutes. You’ll have to forgive me, I have those post Valentine’s Day blues. Now what do I have to look forward to, Presidents’ Day? It’s not the same. I’m kidding, of course.

When did putting your windshield wipers up before a snowstorm become a thing? I’m seeing it more and more. If your wipers freeze to your windshield, scrape them free! It takes a few seconds.

Have a nice day!

Happy Valentine’s Day to my lady and all the ladies out there! Well, maybe just my lady. Hey, do you like memories? Valentine’s Day made me think of this old piece from my old Late Show days. It’s hard to look back at myself. And that’s coming from a guy who has his own website! Enjoy!

tan_socksI hate my socks. Nothing matches! I have 5 different tan socks! How boring! To keep warm I’ve been wearing mismatched pairs. That’s so low rent! I need to do a sock purge. It’s 2015…shouldn’t “they” have figured out something better than socks? Maybe aerosol socks!? That’s just crazy enough to work! I have to get that on ‘Shark Tank’.

Have a nice day!

That was a good weekend! Saturday I ran some errands and took Iggy in for a haircut. His hair is high maintenance. Sadly, I’m a low maintenance owner. His matting got out of control and he had to get shaved.
iggyhaircutHe’s still cute but I do miss his hair. Thankfully It will grow back.

I ordered some new glasses too. I’ve been wearing glasses since the 1st grade. I tried on a lot of pairs and finally decided on these:
glassesThey look like wood but they’re plastic. I think they’re cool and hip. Not so hip…the prescription. I needed progressive lenses. I am old.

Hey, speaking of old…yesterday my friend Walter had a birthday! Cara and I went into the city for a lovely birthday brunch!

[L to R]:  Walter, Bob (not pictured: everybody else)

[L to R]: Walter, Bob (not pictured: everybody else)

Fun times!

Have a nice day!

Iggy found a ten dollar bill on his walk this morning! Sadly, he shredded it to pieces!
_10_billA little tape and it will be good as new! Take that, truffle-hunting dogs!

Enjoy your weekend!