A better title for Iggy Pop’s new album, “Ready to Die,” might be “Bad Timing.” It reminded me of Slayer’s September 11, 2001 release, “God Hates Us All.” Good albums, bad timing.

I got  a flat tire yesterday.

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Not a big deal, it was repairable. My tire’s enemy was a piece of glass. Wow, excuse me for a second…YAWN! OK, I’m back. How boring!

The New York Police Department is planning on releasing harmless gasses into the subway system this summer. It’s a test to see how the material spreads through the system. Straphangers are looking forward to the new gas because it will finally mask the smell of rat droppings and urine.

Have a nice day.

Amazing discovery in the meat department:
This week I get to eat like a king. Like a A KING! Ha ha. JK. I told the manager.

I spent this weekend doing chores and watching TV. I’ve been watching a lot of news. I’m glad they caught the terrorist in Boston.

I walked 2.6 miles this weekend. I’d like to credit my incredible zeal but the real star is my awe-inspiring mix tape. It kept pushing me when I wanted to quit. I wanted to quit at .6 miles, ha ha. Through some experimentation I discovered the worst playlist is my lullaby mix. Ha ha.

Have a great day.

Glued to the TV. Crazy stuff. Go Boston!

I like AXStv.  They broadcast live concerts.  Last night they broadcasted GWAR!  Ha ha.  GWAR is a satirical heavy metal band.  GWAR dresses in crazy costumes and splatters their audience in blood.  I’ve always wanted to see one of their shows but it hasn’t timed out.  Here’s a clip of GWAR covering a song by Kansas.

Did you watch CNN yesterday? They announced there was an arrest in the Boston bombing. Except, no one was arrested. Oops. In a rush to be the first network to break the story they forgot to double check their sources. Embarrassing. It reminded me of listening to WPLJ’s morning radio show. They have a celebrity news reader who gets, probably, a fact a day wrong. It drives me crazy. All she has to do is reread TMZ’s story and she can’t do it. I know it’s just celebrity news but it’s still journalism. Right?

Have a nice day.

True confession:
I watch Hart of Dixie. Every week I say to Cara, I can’t believe I’m watching this show. Ha ha. But I guess I like it. Whew! Glad to get that out of my system.

Have a nice day.