Hello!!!!! I’m going to start off today’s diary by telling you what Walter (Walter – loyal friend and webmaster.) instant messaged me last night.

Walter: Go home, take some pictures of your apartment and then throw your camera into the Hudson River.

And before I could say, “No he just did not!”, he signed off. So, Walter, I’m calling you out my friend, what up?

Walter: Dude, chill, it was just a joke.

Oh, OK. I’m talking to my friend, Jay, yesterday and he told me a story. I liked it so much I asked him if he wouldn’t mind sharing it with everyone. Here’s Jay:

Hi. I was walking on the Upper West Side the other night and was standing at a corner where 2 guys were saying goodnight to each other. One says, “Congrats on the new computer” and the other says “Congrats on the new tattoo.” That’s all I heard but it just seemed odd.
Thanks, Jay! I enjoyed that story. I don’t have any ideas for photos today. I kind of used up all my creativity on the taste test thing yesterday, ha ha. So, here’s a new feature to BobBorden.com — I call it, Random Photo of the Day. Here it is:

And that’s the Random Photo of the Day!!! “Boooooo, you suck Borden!” You don’t know me, you don’t know anything!!! I had the perfect evening last night. I got home, took a shower. put in a movie, grabbed a cold one and headed off to relaxation land. I like relaxation land. I like it a lot. That’s about it for today. It’s hump day — be careful out there. That didn’t make any sense. “You’re damn right it didn’t make any sense, you still suck!” LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! Have a good day. God Bless America.