Hello! I don’t mind telling you that I’ve been crazy busy at work this week. And you know what that means — when Bobby works hard, Bobby plays hard! So, last night, I went home. “Booooo!” Sorry. Yesterday’s Random Photo of the Day, a Vanilla Ice doll, that’s mine — I received it as a Christmas gift this year. That photo got me thinking. And that brain storming session, with myself, led to me checking out eBay. And an hour and 6 minutes later, it led to the purchase of an MC Hammer doll. I’m not sure if Buyer’s Remorse is the proper (get it, “proper”) term for how I feel right now. Sometimes I feel like I’m a highly functioning idiot. I earn money but have no concept on how to use it. I just felt like Ice needed a companion. And who better to spend doll eternity with than fellow early 90’s rap icon, MC Hammer? “Please Hammer don’t hurt ’em” I was doing my job yesterday and doing it well but in the back of my head, I was thinking, “Damn, I wonder how much time is left in that MC Hammer doll auction?” Now I’m thinking about the Master P doll! I’m going to end up in the Toys ‘R Us this weekend asking the clerk, you got anymore Master P dolls in stock? I’ll have detailed photos when I get the doll. “You can’t touch this!”I was on the phone last night. First to my Mom, second to my friend Jocelyn, and third to my friend Sandi. I asked Sandi to name anything in my apartment and I’ll take a photo of it for my diary — she hasn’t been to my crib yet — “YET,” am I right fellas? Sorry. Anyway, she said either the fridge or the medicine cabinet. Great suggestions but I can tell you what’s in there and it’s pretty boring. In the fridge I have water and beer and in the medicine cabinet I have gauze and dental floss — A lot of floss. So, I decided to take a photo of me, talking on the phone to Sandi:

Oh, Sweet Georgia Brown! I am a highly functioning idiot!!! Why am I wearing a shirt with a tractor on it? Did I just say Sweet Georgia Brown? Where did that come from? I don’t even know what that means? This diary has left me with more questions than answers. I want to end today’s diary by giving another shout out to Jill Davis’new book, Girls’ Poker Night. You can read about the book and about Jill on Jill’s new website –WWW.JillDavis.COM — tell your friends. God Bless America. “STOP, HAMMER TIME!”