I remember a time when bobborden.com meant something. People would crowd around their water coolers and discuss the events of the day as they pertained to me. Now I walk down the halls and people barley remember my name. Case in point: In yesterday’s diary, I held out an olive branch of friendship to Pam. I made her the very first member of the D ZONE. Her response was: _________. Nothing! She never thanked me for such an honor. Finally, I had to write to her – can you believe it?! I would now like to officially revoke her membership. And because this put such a bad taste in my mouth, the D ZONE club is no more.

I don’t know, maybe the times are changing and maybe I’m supposed to change with them. Bull hockey! You know what; I’m going to go a step further: Pam is officially banned from my site. That’s called tough love. It hurts me more than it hurts her but an example must be made.

In other news, I think we’re finally getting a break from this rain, just in time for the weekend. Now, if the humidity goes away, I may leave my apartment, ha ha. Sweet air conditioner, howst I love thee. Time to salute my air conditioner, the unsung hero of the summer!

Thanks for keeping

me cool baby!

I’m looking forward to a low-key weekend. Maybe I’ll go for a walk or maybe I’ll fall in love or maybe I’ll stay indoors and play video games. Maybe all of the above, you just don’t know with me. Am I right?

I haven’t been carrying my camera around this week due to the rain. Let’s face it; everybody hates having a wet camera. That was almost a joke. Anyway, here’s why you should ALWAYScarry a camera.Reason #1: There was someone on my bus last right that bore a striking resemblance to “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair.

“The Nature Boy”

Ric Flair

I’ll never get that moment back. Reason #2: I was walking into a store and on the sidewalk there was an abandoned, giant stuffed lion. It looked so cool and the photo would have been fantastic! And reason #3: I was walking by the park and there was a cool cat sitting in a window. The silhouette would have been lovely. Damn, damn and damn! Lessons learned.

You know, maybe I got off to a bad start with today’s diary. I’m not a monster. Pam, if you’ll come back, I’d like to welcome you back to bobborden.com. What do you say? (I just instant messaged that to Pam.) Her response? – No bad blood here, besides, wild horses couldn’t drag me away — I love Bob and I love BobBorden.com!

Thanks, PAM! Welcome back.

One more note before I call it a diary: I’d like to give an award to Memphis Mike (Link on my link page) for being the Worst E-mailer of the Week. Mike wins hands down for sending me the same email four times in one night! Each time, his enclosed image never reached me. It’s like he’s sending me stuff from an Atari 2600! God bless ya Mike!

That’s it!

Have a great weekend!

Sweet dreams,

Bob