Author Archives: Bob
Hello. Not much to talk about today. I kept myself as busy as possible at work yesterday, the show isn’t taping this week. I was going to try my luck again at the movie theater last night but decided to go home instead. I had some chicken for dinner. I watched a few different DVD’s, just skipping around. Mad Max, Easy Rider and Two-lane Blacktop. I like good movies with cars and motorcycles. And as I’ve said before, Easy Rider is my favorite film. In Mad Max they were driving close to 100 miles an hour! Neat! My nephew Lucas hit a milestone the other day, he lost his first tooth.
Here’s Lucas and here’s a close up:
I went to a movie last night with Walter. We saw In The Bedroom. We wanted to see Gosford Park but it was sold out, again. That’s what we wanted to see on Sunday. In The Bedroom is a quiet movie. No music to speak of and very little action. It’s the true definition of a drama. I liked it but can’t really give an honest review. Why? Because the two idiots behind us brought in their own food and they were crumpling bags of chips all night! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! $10 for the movie, $11.75 for popcorn, soda and a hot dog (It was my dinner) and it’s ruined by inconsiderate people. I thought of turning around and saying something but I was almost 100% positive that a confrontation would ensue. I can’t get into a fight over a movie. There was also a commotion down front because someone was talking on the phone. I want to say that I’m never going to see a movie again but I can’t let “reactionary Bob” get the best of me. I am however going to sit in the last row from now on.
–DEVO
Here’s a photo of all of us — From left to right: Bob, Sandi, Jim, Mindy and the other Bob:
They’re all good people. You know when you meet someone new, you either get a good vibe or you get a bad vibe. I got the good vibe. It was funny, Jim, kept speaking in hushed tones because he said he didn’t want his conversation to end up on my website. So, I’m not going to say anything about Jim. Except for this: Jim LOVES the Subway!
Oh, I almost forgot, here’s 5 photos of me with a belly dancer:
The weekend is here! Good news — I got a reprise for dinner tonight from my friend Sandi. This time I said yes! I’m looking forward to tonight. I worked late last night and when I got home, I just picked up the phone and chatted the night away. I MISS MY COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not that bad. I haven’t watched one full football game all season but I’m looking forward to the Steelers play. Not sure when they’re playing and who they’re playing but I’m looking forward to it. I’m going to be the guy that jumps on the bandwagon after the fact.
Here are some phrases I’m going to use on Monday:
Wow, the Rams were unstoppable!
Did you see The Bus, he was unstoppable!
You couldn’t stop the Rams’ rushing game, it was just unstoppable!
And if anyone responds and I’m forced to reply, that’s when I fake a knee injury and hobble away into my land of cooking shows and HGTV. And that ladies and gentlemen, wraps up yet another week in the life of Bob Borden. I hope you enjoyed it and I hope you told a friend about BobBorden.com *BobBorden.com, voted best site on the internet* Have a great one. God Bless America!
Last night my friend and webmaster Walter called me. He was in the streets of NYC. It seems that somebody threw out a cool leather chair.
He was debating if he should take it off the street and needed advice. As we were talking some woman sat down on the chair, right while Walter was standing next to it! So, Walter walked down the block a little. As we were talking the woman’s friends joined her. They didn’t take the chair — they turned it on its side, put boxes on it and went into a restaurant. They were hiding it! Walter told me this and asked my advice. I said something like this, “Dude, you want the chair, you were there first, some chick just came by and sat in it! Law of the streets man, if it’s on the street, it’s fair game — go, go, go, GO! Call me when you get home!” 18 minutes later, he calls. He said something like, “I just said screw it, I went over to the chair, threw the boxes down and made this loud noise, I didn’t care, I took the chair and never looked back. Thanks for the pep talk.” I like that story, it has everything. Action, drama, suspense, a whole lot of comedy and two idiots. All this for a chair that was probably used in a photo spread that involved men and oil. You never know, this is New York City.
I was going to go see a movie last night, but at the last second I decided I didn’t feel like seeing a movie alone. I went home instead and man, what a great time I had, ha ha. I can’t even remember what I watched on the tube. I ended up falling asleep on the sofa, I woke up at 2am. Had no idea where I was. Man, it’s cold in NY today. 38 degrees but I have a feeling there’s a wind chill factor to contend with.