by Bob

I went to a movie last night with Walter. We saw In The Bedroom. We wanted to see Gosford Park but it was sold out, again. That’s what we wanted to see on Sunday. In The Bedroom is a quiet movie. No music to speak of and very little action. It’s the true definition of a drama. I liked it but can’t really give an honest review. Why? Because the two idiots behind us brought in their own food and they were crumpling bags of chips all night! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! $10 for the movie, $11.75 for popcorn, soda and a hot dog (It was my dinner) and it’s ruined by inconsiderate people. I thought of turning around and saying something but I was almost 100% positive that a confrontation would ensue. I can’t get into a fight over a movie. There was also a commotion down front because someone was talking on the phone. I want to say that I’m never going to see a movie again but I can’t let “reactionary Bob” get the best of me. I am however going to sit in the last row from now on.

Why can’t movie seats have headphone jacks like in an airplane? *Headphone Jacks in movie theater seats, copyright BobBorden.com* It just seems like a simple solution. I have a theory: people are stupid and it’s only going to get worse. I get home, flip through the channels and end up on QVC. Is this my life? I talked on the phone for a bit and then back to QVC. The next thing I knew, it was 5:30 in the am. I fell asleep on the sofa. My feet were up and my body was all contorted. I go to the bathroom, and I get a nose bleed! That took a half an hour to get under control. Well, I guess if you don’t have bad days every now and then, you’d never appreciate the good days. Whatever that means.
 
God Bless America.“It’s a beautiful world we live in, A sweet romantic place, Beautiful people everywhere, The way they show they care, Makes me want to say It’s a beautiful world, It’s a beautiful world, It’s a beautiful world, For you, for you, for you, It’s not for me.”

–DEVO