Hello! I had a great day yesterday. Everything just kind of went along naturally. OK, first up today, I have to talk about the mystery photo. What an amazing chain of events. The niece of the Mystery Guy (photo from yesterday’s diary) calls me. She couldn’t believe it! The niece lives in NYC, checks out my site all the time and the Mystery Guy (Her Uncle) was in the city visiting her. They were out celebrating her engagement. So, thank goodness that these people have a sense of humor! I was worried that I was going to get sued! I asked the niece what her Uncle was eating and she said, “He was enjoying a yogurt dessert.” Thanks Mystery Guy, you made a lot of people happy.

Mystery Guy revealed:

Lenny Travers/San Mateo, California

The second exciting thing happened when Tom Foster, the mailroom guy, dropped off a package. You guessed it, my BobBorden.com T-shirts have arrived! Man they look great! The logo was not the same red that we thought, we still like the shirts but we changed the logo to black, just to keep everybody happy. Here’s what the shirts look like on humans:

Pretty sharp! It’s cool to have your own name on a shirt! I’m not making any money from the shirts, FYI. I’m hoping that the cheap prices will get my name out there more. The photo shoot was funny. Walter (my web master) was saying OK, pretend to bunt and I’m standing there with the bat behind my head. I WAS IN THE BAND, I don’t know about sports! Ask me to hit a high C on the trumpet and I’m your man. Ask me to hold a bat and I’m lost. Oh well, what can you do?

I was walking home last night and by someone’s trash, I saw a log and a computer monitor. I was going to take a photo because it struck me as being so odd. Then I thought, do you really want to be seen standing on the sidewalk taking a photo of a log? I kept walking.

I think that was enough for today. Let’s review: Yogurt dessert, great bobborden.com shirts, I can’t hold a bat but I can play the trumpet, people are throwing away logs. Have a great day. God Bless America. I’d like to leave you with a brief Instant Message between my friend Pam and myself last night:

Pam: goodnight bob borden
Bob: sweet dreams are made of this
Pam: who am i to disagree?
Bob: i travel the world and the seven seas

I need help.