Hello. My Jury Duty worries are over. I called up last night and they don’t need me. That’s a load off the old mind. I’m 32, have no girlfriend or any kind of responsibility and I’m going to judge the fate of another man? Probably best I wasn’t called. To be honest, I was secretly hoping I’d have to go. I was looking forward to getting home at a decent hour and living like a regular person. I even bought food. I was looking forward to cooking up a chicken burger. Not sure what a chicken burger is but I bought them anyway.
I can’t believe the number of animals that have washed ashore in the last two weeks. Whales and squid are getting their butts kicked right now. And with that statement, an idea was born!
I have these chicken burgers in the fridge, they’re going to go bad — why not turn lemons into lemonade?!
I made the time last night and made up some new characters, Chicken Larry and Pickle Joe. Let’s put both ideas, animals washing ashore and my leftovers, together in a cartoon, BobBorden.com proudly presents: Leftover Theater:
Makes you think doesn’t it? Hello? I like making photos in Photoshop!I was in the store last night buying some crap that’s no good for me and this woman walked past. Nothing unusual about that but a few seconds later I was overcome with the scent of CK one! It was like a wave of nasty perfume crashed all around me. Who’s still wearing CK one?! I thought that went the way of grunge bands and poetry slams. So nasty.
Speaking of nasty — there was a little trouble in the bus line this morning. This guy cuts the line, sort of. He stood behind everyone else. A few seconds past and this woman said to the guy, “Ah, the end of the line is over here.” The guy said, “Thanks but I’ll wait over here.” Whew, those were some tense moments. If you factor in the heat, it really could have gotten ugly. I saw the guy too but I said to myself, in the grand scheme of things, does this really affect me? The answer was, it didn’t. I did enjoy seeing that woman get her panties in a bunch. My theory of the human race is intact; people are stupid. Another example of that theory; Leftover Theater. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Looking forward to buying the new Bruce Springsteen CD tonight. The Boss is back! And that my friends is it! Have a great day. TOO HOT TO SLEEP! God Bless America.