by Bob

Hello. You know Priceline.com is great but heaven forbid you enter $10 a day for a rental car! Please forgive me, I’m not a millionaire! I didn’t realize how hard it was to book a Geo Metro! Count to ten, center yourself and breath. That didn’t work! I just want to rent a car, I don’t want to buy the damn thing! Am I losing my mind? Have I gone insane?! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much.

I watched the Andy Griffith Show last night. Opie got up the guts to ask this girl out. She said yes, then was asked out by the cool kid. She calls up Opie and cancels on him. The poor kid! You know it’s very hard when you’re growing up. People have feelings. Opie has feelings! Thank goodness for Andy, he helped Opie out. He suggested that Opie go to the dance alone. He did and had a great time. And the girl realized what a horrible thing she did to Opie. It turns out, that the cool kid ditched her. Opie and the girl ended up talking and having a great time. I’m glad it worked out.

OK, back to reality. Sweet Lord it’s hot. It’s hot and sticky and sticky and hot and hot and hot and sticky. Nothing like waking up in a pool of your own sweat. I’m not sure if this is the right time but I’d like to remind the female readers of BobBorden.com that I’m single.

I picked up the new Springsteen CD last night. I’m going to listen to it when I have a large amount of free time. So, I’ll be listening to it today at work. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That was just a joke.

The free time I did have last night, I used to tweak my Photoshop skills. After an hour of work, I came up with this gem:

From the mind of Bob Borden

It’s Pickle Joe riding a horse! Come on, give it up, that’s funny! Pickle Joe has an attitude! I love my life. Sitting in my apartment, in my underwear, making up stuff.

I don’t know if you noticed my Photo of the Day yesterday. It was a photo of a nectarine. That bite mark is from me. That’s the first nectarine I’ve ever had. And I have it on film. I like the thought of that.

That’s it. Have a great day. God Bless America.