I’m in for a good night! I’m going to change my life around after this. I’m going to change my addiction to oranges and apples. I have a feeling that eating bad is going to come back to bite me in the ass later in life. I don’t want that. I think that with the changes I’ve made to my car, cell and land phones that I’m correcting the mistakes around me. Maybe now it’s time to correct myself. Does that make sense?

They changed the King Vitaman cereal box! It used to be a guy in a king suit, now it’s a cartoon. I like the guy better, gave the cereal a little respectability next to the likes of Sugar Bear and Tony the Tiger. Oh well.

How about that lawyer suing the Oreo people. What a waist of time!? If Oreo’s are bad for you or fast food or whatever, JUST DON’T EAT IT! What’s this guy trying to do, save the world one Oreo at a time?Please.

Damn, these Screaming Yellow Zonkers are great! I bought my brother and my bosses a box as well. I like to share the love.

I had a dream last night that I had my old car and someone stole my radio and then brought the radio back the next day. I don’t know what that’s all about but it seems highly unlikely. You know what car I like, the Ford Taurus. It’s a nice looking car! You know, even in my dreams, people are stealing from me, odd.

I think that’s all I have today.

Wait, here’s something I call, Bob Borden of BobBorden.com uses his website to send a message to a girl he saw in the Port Authority wearing a SARS mask. Here we go: “Hey sweets, you’re not in Hong Kong anymore, lighten up!” And that was Bob Borden of BobBorden.com uses his website to send a message to a girl he saw in the Port Authority wearing a SARS mask — thank you, thank you very much.

I’m going to see The Matrix tonight!

OK, that’s it!

Always,

Bob