Will somebody please stop those awful Apple commercials! The commercials are like a low rent version of American Idol. And that’s really low rent! Can I get a witness?
I really don’t like the Hoboken A & P. I stopped in last night to buy some cat food. It was crowded, the aisles are weird and they didn’t have the Iams original cat food that I wanted! In this day and age, a supermarket should never be out of stock. It’s all done with computers. You’re running low on say, Iams original cat food, you punch a key and wham-o — you have cat food. Someone dropped the ball. However, I have to say that the most delightful woman checked me out. Here’s the true definition of an impulse buy, this was right next to checkout: 
That’s a sweet deal, I think. As I’m writing this I’m watching the Martha Stewart docudrama. In a very network way, they just implied that the college-aged Martha got nailed. Good for her. Why am I watching this?
In other TV news, Jesse James (Monster Garage/West Coast Choppers) was on Late Show last night. Damn! that guy’s entertaining. I was going to go down and get my photo taken with him but then I changed my mind. Sometimes it’s not good to meet your heroes. Like the time I went down to have Motley Crue sign their contracts. I brought something down with me for them to autograph but once I got down there, they were just dudes. It seemed kind of pointless to bother them. Anyway, that Jesse James seems like a self-made man. Inspiring.
Martha is knocking down a wall in her house – I have to go.
Have a great day!
Always,
Bob