I’d like to start off today’s diary with a lovely program note: This is the last diary until June 2nd. I’m taking a week off to pursue my new hobby, bee keeping. I wonder if they’ll let me keep bees in my apartment? Probably not, damn.
OK, now that that’s out of the way, I present to you, today’s diary:
How about this weather?! Can I get a witness?! 60 degrees and cloudy for the next few days, yuk. It seems like I’ve been writing these diaries for a long time now without a break. I’m exhausted but I think with love and a little tenderness, I can squeeze out another one. Did anybody enjoy my “link” diary yesterday? I really hate to go fishing (for compliments) but I didn’t get any feedback. When my Webmaster, Walter, was updating my site in the early days we used to link to stuff all the time. Anyway, I enjoyed it.
What’s the deal with this American Idol? You can’t really tell me that this is the cream of the crop? I accidentally stepped on my cat’s tail once. He screamed like the dickens but at least he was in tune! Wow, that was a long way to go for that one. They can’t all be winners. I’ve never watched a full episode of American Idol but I feel like I’ve watched enough to make this statement: If Clay doesn’t win, I’m going to pull my hair out! 
Oh crap, Ruben just won American Idol. I knew it all along!
I just read the Lowe’s catalog in my “office” and now I have an overwhelming urge to own a shed. It just seems like a good idea. I wonder how a shed on my fire escape would go over?
Holy crap, I have the hiccups again! That’s the third time in one day! I’m a mess; I have to change the old life around. Enough, enough, enough. I’m out of control; I eat what I want, when I want – not good!
I was talking to my Mom on the phone the other day and I started hearing this odd noise. Turns out, I have call waiting! Wow, I didn’t know that. I have a feeling all the phone changes I’ve made will end up costing me $1000. “Sorry Mr. Borden, you used your phone on the third Tuesday in May, your plan doesn’t cover that.” Ha ha. I think that’s all I have for today. Yep, that’s it! Have a great week without me. If you get bored, please feel free to relive my crazy adventures in my diary archives.
I leave you with this – We’re at High alert status again. I say F it, some things are out of our control. Live for today!
That’s it! See you in a week! (June 2nd)
God Bless America.
I almost forgot! BobBorden.com is saying goodbye to a great intern today.
Thanks for everything!