by Bob
Hello! I’m going to start things off today with a program note. This is the last Diary until March 11. I’m taking a week off to catch up on my stories. Are Luke and Laura really back together? Anyway, I’m having a blast redesigning my site with Walter. I think up something, he tells me that’s not such a great idea and then I think of something else, ha ha. It’s going better than that. I’m still on the “drawing on paper” stage. I really like the design/planning of it, it fits well with my meticulous nature. Yesterday I wrote about the billboard across the street from me, for The Majestic. Let’s take a look to see if it’s still there today:

Damn you Majestic!!! They love advertising for The Majestic!!!! That’s a huge billboard too. Hollywood has money to burn. HOLLYWOOD!!!!! Exciting day at work yesterday, why you ask? Because of this:

“I got my Do-si-dos! I got my Do-si-dos!!!!” If you heard me yell that ten feet away, you heard it from a mile! Does that make sense? Oh well. I ran into my friend Cara on the bus last night. That’s always a pleasant surprise to see someone you know on the bus. We live close to each other and we walked each other home. Man it was freezing! Tuesday it was 50 and yesterday it was snowing, crazy.

Once again, I’d like to squeeze a little time away from myself and share the love. Former Late Show writer, Jill Davis, has a new book out — Girls’ Poker Night. Jill’s good people, she’s funny and she wrote a darn good book. Still not convinced? Checkout her website, www.JillDavis.com.Yesterday, I’m sitting at my desk, working on the “Johnson file” and my Instant Message pops up. Here’s the message: Walter: dude, my Pumas are in Newark!Ha ha ha!!! I thought that was the funniest thing! At one time or another, we’ve all had our Pumas in Newark, am I right people?! I tried to watch The Grammy Awards last night but popular music has just passed me by and kicked me in the butt. I still love Stairway to Heaven andThe Rain Song by Led Zeppelin. If that’s out then I never want to be in. Can I get a witness?! Straight up, I’m stuck on an island and I make a CD player out of coconuts (it’s powered by a waterfall by the way) — All I need is one CD withStairway to Heaven and I’m a happy man. People always ask me about my cats and I never got around to updating my “Bob’s Cats” section. So, here’s two new photos of my cats:

Billy and Evelyn, they’re all good. OK, that’s it! Have a great week, see you on March 11. God Bless America. Good Luck Carter and Craig: