How’s it going? I thought I’d start off today’s diary with a question. Trying to mix it up a little bit. OK, now I’m going to talk about myself, ha ha.

I still can’t believe my Vanilla Ice Rap doll was on VH1 last night. Incredible! And people laughed when I was putting my Rap Doll collection together. Well, who’s laughing now? Huh, speak up — I can’t hear you! That’s what I thought.

I had a short day at work yesterday. We’re not taping this week and yesterday was a holiday. I got out at 2:30! My friend Jay and I went to the movies. We saw Barbershop.

(This photo has nothing to do with Barbershop)
Barbershop was just OK — A few funny moments and a few touching moments but nothing spectacular. I was a little disappointed. But it was a good way to kill a few hours. I think Jay felt the same way. We went to a DVD store and then parted ways. I headed back to Hoboken and cooked myself some dinner. On the menu, soup and a hamburger.

Time for a new feature to BobBorden.com, I call it: Supermarket Oddities. Here we go:

was asleep at the switch
I saw that messed up bag in the store and I said to myself, that’s grade “A” diary material. I should sue the company but damn if those Tostitos ain’t tasty! That’s it for Supermarket Oddities.

And that’s it for today! Have a great day. God Bless America