Hello. Before I start today, I thought I’d take a second to remind everyone that wasn’t near a computer yesterday, that BobBorden.com was all new yesterday. So, please go back to the archives to catch up. I’d hate for my pretty words to be lost.

Tuesday. It’s still cold outside. I’m going to go on record with this statement: I don’t care how cold it is anymore. It gets cold in the winter and hot in the summer – The End. Feel free to quote me on that.

I’m on the bus yesterday morning and I see a guy in the park walking his dog. The guy is scraping his shoe on the pavement/grass like he just stepped in it. I felt bad for the guy but couldn’t help but to laugh to myself – I love stuff like that. Cut to me at work a half hour later – I’m sitting there and that’s odd, what’s that funky smell? I cleaned my office on Friday. Sure enough, somewhere along the way, I stepped in dog crap! I couldn’t really get upset about it after I laughed at that other guy – serves me right, as my Mom says. Here’s a photo of my crappy shoe:

You didn’t really think I took a photo of that did you? I did think about it, ha ha. The guy stepped in it and I stepped in it!? What’s going on? Is this an epidemic!? This is yet another very good reason why all people should own cats. They’re clean, amazing to observe and when they have to use the bathroom, they crap in a box — none of this going outside nonsense. Please note that BobBorden.com is pro cats.

I didn’t do a whole heck of a lot yesterday. Work ate up the majority of my day. I got home and watched Monster Garage. I like that show but I don’t love it. I know I say that every week. The best thing on TV last night wasn’t a television show; it was a movie title/description. I was surfing through the menu and saw this x-rated movie title: Naked Outlaws. I have to say, I was intrigued. Often, I’ve thought about being a naked outlaw. The description was as good as the title. The description read: Nudists flout the law. Ha ha! I thought that was very funny. I was laughing, and then I remembered that I live alone with two cats! —Sweet ironic life.

I listened to a lot of music last night. Elliot Smith, Beck, live Clash and so on. I like music. I think that’s enough for today.

Have a great Tuesday. God Bless America.