I know I said I wasn’t going to talk about how cold it is but it’s still damn cold! And I know in other parts of the country/world it’s colder. But it seems unusually cold in the east and it seems like its been that way for an unusually long period of time. My theory? Global warming? Ha ha, don’t make me laugh. Global warming, recycling and the hole in the ozone are the biggest frauds perpetrated by the liberal media today. I blame it all on UFO’s. That’s right; I’m perfectly sane when I say that. You see, UFO’s have been coming to earth for many, many years. They travel at such a high rate of speed and produce such an immense amount of heat that over time, have caused the polar ice caps to slowly melt, thus producing these fluctuations in the atmosphere. It’s simple science.

That’s my new character, Insane Bob, he wrote the first paragraph of today’s diary. I like Insane Bob. Oh creative writing, houst I love thee. Again, I don’t know what to talk about today. It’s Thursday, today’s the day where the American workforce gets everything done so they can leave work early on Friday. As far as this diary goes, I’m just the opposite. Monday’s the best diary of the week, followed by another good one on Tuesday. Wednesday, things start to thin out a bit. Thursday usually has me reaching for material (i.e. UFO’s) and Friday, I like Friday diaries, they just put a nice bow on the week. I wonder if anything will happen in this next paragraph?

My luck ran out last night. I didn’t win my scratch-off tickets. I knew I wasn’t going to win from the very first scratch. One ticket was for 10,000 and the other for $2500. You just know no one wins those! I’d have better luck falling into a manhole. Although, I did step in crap the other day – the odds on that have to be up there. I’m going to keep playing the lottery. You never know when you’re going to step in crap; you know what I’m saying?

I listened to music again last night. OK, I have to stop here for today, I’m rambling.

Have a great day. God Bless America.