It’s going to be close to 50 degrees today, that’s a heat wave these days! Last night on the commute home I felt almost naked, then I realized, I wasn’t wearing a huge sweater and a huge jacket. It was a good feeling. However, when I got home my apartment felt like it was 100 degrees. That’s the down side of a radiator; the damn thing is always on.

I needed some new garbage bags about a week ago. So I went to the old A & P to see what the good folks at Glad had to offer. I found my Glad, drawstring kitchen bags and headed to the checkout. I get these bags home, open them up and lined my basket with one. I’m walking around and I starting smelling this odd smell of petroleum and stale perfume. It reeks; my apartment is starting to smell like a French whore. After some investigation, I discovered that the seemingly harmless bags I purchased include Glad’s newest innovation – Odor Sheild.

What the hell? Honestly, if I wanted a room deodorizer, the last people on the list would be the folks at Glad. What are they thinking over there? Is this progress?! If I wanted a kitchen that smelled like a French whore, I’d make some calls. I’m done with Glad.

I just looked out my window and saw a guy walking down the street wearing a yellow rain poncho. It’s not raining! If this is some kind of new fashion trend, I officially give up. People are nuts.

I think that may be it. My weekend was uneventful. I just watched the tragic news about the shuttle all day Saturday. I also saw Catch Me if You Can, I wasn’t impressed. It’s a great story but the film was just one note. That’s it!

Have a great day.

God Bless America.