I walked past a Chinese restaurant last night. They have their specials written on a chalkboard on the sidewalk. They have an item on the menu called “Crazy Spicy Beef“. Ha ha, I love that! It’s not just plain ‘spicy beef’, they kicked it up a notch – It’s Crazy! I’ll probably tell that story for the rest of my life. “Well, once when I was walking home, I saw a sign for Crazy Spicy Beef! Ha ha ha” Everybody around me probably would have left the table because they’ve heard that story so many times. Damn, even in my future daydreams I come off looking like a spaz.

I think I’ve had enough of being big. I really need to slim it down before it’s too late. I’m going to change my eating habits once and for all. Nothing extreme, I’m just going to limit my dinners to one meal, instead of three big meals. I’m also going to cut out my breakfast dessert. I’m getting a headache just thinking about it. I’m so addicted to bad stuff. I just thought I’d write that, mainly for myself. If I admit it to myself, hopefully I’ll be able to change.

My Uncle says that I say “Damn” a lot in my diaries. He brings up a good topic. In my “real life” I usually curse like a sailor but on the Internet, I like to keep a family friendly site. “Damn” is pretty much the only safe word I can use without offending anyone. Plus, I feel like I’m a representative for the Late Show. I don’t want to give the company a black eye. So, there’s the story behind the use of the word DAMN.

It’s time for a program note: Due to regularly scheduled system upgrades and power grid adjustments, bobborden.com will not be updated again until July 14, 2003. That’s only two weeks. Please feel free to entertain yourselves on the message board while these upgrades are performed.

So, for now, that’s it!

All my best,