by Bob
You know what I did last night for the first time in about a year? I ironed my clothes. My clothes got crazy wrinkled from my Ohio to NJ trip and I HAD to put some steam to fabric. I have a system where I fold my clothes as soon as they come out of the dryer and that has been very successful for me. Excuse me for a second, YAWN! — OK, I’m back.


I bought a Wheel of Fortune scratch-off ticket last night. I mention this because for about two solid minutes, I thought I won $20,000! Turns out, I didn’t scratch off the area that needed to be scratched off. But I did win $3 so it wasn’t total loss. I had a pretty good laugh over that one.AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! — The scream of $20,000 that I’ll never see, thank you, thank you very much.

This week really flew by, didn’t it? I wonder what I’m going to do this weekend. I was toying with the idea of gambling in Atlantic City but I think I should just stay around Hoboken and take in the sights. Maybe I’ll go for a walk.

I got my Sears card in the mail today! I’ve had credit cards for years but something about the Sears card seems so grown up. I like Sears. Wow, in today’s diary: Bob reveals all! Ha ha. Sometimes I feel like I’m the most boring person in the world. But then I think that can’t be possible because you’re reading it. HA HA! Maybe I’ll go to Sears this weekend. I don’t need anything, I’ll just walk around, satisfied with the knowledge that if I did need something, I’d be able to purchase it with my new card.

There must be an unwritten rule of cable television that when Every Which Way But Loose is on, it must be watched, somehow I always end up watching that thing. The film has everything: Clint, an orangutan, a feisty Mother, motorcycle gangs, fighting and Sondra Locke singing. Just kidding about that last item, ha ha — Every Which Way But Loose humor.

Now it’s time for a new feature to bobborden.com, I call it Bob’s Laziest/Proudest Moment of the Week, here we go: On Monday night, I was too tired to iron a shirt, so, I pulled out my steam humidifier, filled it up and put it under the wrinkled shirt. By morning the shirt was presentable. That was Bob’s Laziest/Proudest Moment of the Week – Tell your friends.

I’d like to end today’s diary by congratulating all who work for the Late Show, we were nominated for four Emmy awards yesterday! I think that’s pretty cool. I don’t make the most money in the world but I do work for the best show in the world. I’m pretty lucky in that respect.

That’s it! Have a great weekend.

All my best,

Bob