bobborden.com

Q. I miss the intro with Bob's spinning head when you entered the old site. What happened to that?
A. We loved the spinning head too. However, It was causing seizures in Japanese children and we had to "cease and desist." Due to a "loophole" in the "cease and desist order" we are able to bring you Bob's spinning head but only if you choose to hit this button --Good Luck!

Q. No more Paula's Notes? Did you have a fight or something?
A. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, Oh, that's funny. I'm laughing because Paula and I are the best of friends. We just got to the point where the notes became more of a chore than a natural, spontaneous thing. We both decided that it was best to not continue something that our hearts weren't 100% behind. Here's Paula's "Classic" Notes, oh the good old days.

Q. Those first two Q and A's were about things that aren't on your site anymore. What about, Things I Found on the Street, Bob's Music, Bob's Films, Bob's Poetry and Bob's DVDs?
A. Yeah, all that stuff is gone too. The focus now is on things that I can update on a more regular basis.

Q. I've been a fan since you launched this site back in October, 31 2000. And In all the time that has passed, not once have I read about Bob having a girlfriend. Or for that matter, even going out on a date! I know you covered this question already but seriously, Bob's gay, right?
A. BOB IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He loves women and has a lot of women friends but he just can't close the deal, you know what I'm saying?

Q. No, what are you saying?
A. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's just slang, stop being so literal!!!!!!!

Q. I'm from Hastings, Nebraska and have noticed several disturbing Homoerotic exchanges and photographs between you and your webmaster Walter. What's going on there?
A. Walter and I are the best of friends. It seems like his teenage years mirrored mine. When I was listening to Motley Crue in Steubenville, he was cranking up Loudness in San Francisco. I think that you're mistaking friendship for some sort of weird fantasy/desire that you may be holding back in yourself. Maybe you should tell your fantasies to the boys down at the local watering hole, The Slammer. Good luck to you.

Q. OK, wait a second, You live alone with two cats, you collect rap dolls, you have no girlfriend, you can't even prove you've been on a date recently. I don't care what you say, you're gay!
A. This is a total breakdown of the Q and A process, that wasn't even a question!