I've never been...

...THIS low on gas!!!

I was on the PA turnpike, my gas light went on, I was 20 miles away from the next rest stop. I got off in the middle of nowhere, drove around for, you guessed it, 20 miles before I saw a gas station! There's 30 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

It's good to know I can drive at least 20 miles with my gas light on. And that's one to grow on.

Best,

Bob

It's never a good idea to pick up a cat in a way she's never been picked up before:


Ouch!

Bob

I've been blogging (on and off) for the past 6 years because I love sharing GREAT moments like this:

It's the Planters Nut Mobile!
I passed the Planters Nut Mobile on the highway today! The funny thing is; I saw the "car" enter the Lincoln Tunnel a few days ago. The nut mobile is following me! Ha ha. Ahhhhhh, life is sweet. I hope your Thanksgiving was great, mine was.

Best,

Bob

PS It's not such a safe idea to take photos while driving at highway speeds.

This is what I look like when I
pretend to be a Dinosaur.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY!

Hugs,

Bob

I’m still trying to figure out how personal I want to get with this blog. I don’t want to write about EVERYTHING, like I did before and yet, I don’t want it to be boring.

Oh crap! I have a new "I Love New York" on my DVR that I haven't watched.

Bob

If I were a kid, this is the car I'd drive:



Isn't this cool?


I went to Atlantic City this weekend...probably not such a smart move as I'M NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW! But I broke even...so there you go.



Cheers!


Best,

Bob

How do you like this...after only two days back and without telling anybody I'm back, I got three e-mails! Thanks, guys. One of the e-mails was from a guy named Joe. Joe wanted to know if we were related because his last name also happens to be "Borden." So Joe, there's only one way to find out. I'm going to compare our photos. The first photo will be Joe partying and the second photo will be me partying.



[L to R]: Joe, Bob

I don't see it. I don't think we're related.

Oh my! Due to lost passwords and Blogger problems, this post took about 5 hours. This part of blogging I don't miss.

Bob

It's not such a good idea to use your oven for storage.



I never used that thing anyway. You know what I did on Tuesday? I drove to Trader Joe's.



I was really impressed. They have great food at great prices. I picked up a pizza, soup, burritos, lasagna, cookies, nuts, hummus, milk, cereal all for around $39! How's that for a deal?

Now, on my way home, I had to deal with some jerk in a Porsche 911 turbo. At a red light, he was reading text messages and failing to go when the light was green. I'm not one to blow the horn at will but I don't want to be there all day either. So, I blow the horn, he takes off, no big deal. A few lights later he does the same thing, I blow the horn twice this time. He takes off, then slams on his brakes and waits for the light to change. He's forcing a red light on me! Keep in mind, I'm not the jerk checking his text messages. The tough guy takes off, leaving me the red light but little does he know that I have a crazy gene. My crazy gene kicked in and I went through the light too. So you see, he didn't win. What an A-hole! In fact, I'm naming him my...



People! Am I right?

Stay gold --

Bob

I'M BACK...sort of:



As you can see, I decided to put my website back up. I'm not sure how often I'll be able to update but it's always fun to see what I was doing in 2005, ha ha.

Talk to you later,

Bob