I don’t mean to tell two bus stories back to back but when they happen, they happen. I was riding on the bus last night and two people said my pet peeve again. They got on their phones and said, “I’m in the tunnel, and I’ll be there in 5 minutes.” If I were on the receiving end of a phone call like that, my response would be, “You called me just to say that?!” Anyway, sitting one seat away from me was a very lovely Asian woman. She was talking on her cell phone. Her phone was hooked up to one of those wire headsets. Allow me to demonstrate:
I was going to talk about something else and darn if I didn’t forget. Damn! I avoided a cold this week. I felt like crap on Wednesday. I asked my friend Lee for some vitamin C – his office is like a drugstore. He gave me this huge multi vitamin horse pill. This is gross but it changed the color of my urine for the whole day. That’s pretty much the end of that story. I should erase that; ah screw it. Like you never took a pill that changed the color of your urine? Prudes.
I’m coming up on my third year of making Christmas CDs for my friends and family. I was looking through my CDs last night and stumbled on my first project, Bob Borden Live From The German Beer Garden. It’s a karaoke CD. The song list is: Should I stay or should I go, Close to you, You’re the one that I want, Dancing queen, Rave on, Eye of the tiger, Everything I do, Jailhouse rock, Uptown girl and an original studio track, 500 Hot. I’m going to give it away to one lucky BobBorden.com reader.