Hello Thursday! I had a major crisis last night. I turned on my TV and the picture was green in the corners. I freaked out! I immediately called my TV advisor, Jay. Jay wasn’t home but by the time I left a message, the set cleared up. Whew! The set is 10 years old and was given to me by Jay. I think it’s starting to go but we’ll see. I’ve had it for close to 3 years. After the panic left my body that I would be TV-less for an evening, it hit me – I’m addicted to Television.
Is it the programming, the soft glow of light, the solid black case, the warmth it provides? It could be all of the above. My car and TV are approximately the same age, I wonder if that means anything? Oh wait, I think it means I’m a poor bastard, ha ha! I picked my own lottery numbers the other night hoping that I’d win a quick 35 million. At the end of the day, when your hopes and dreams rest on the winning of the lottery, you know you’re in trouble.
A lot of controversy on my message board concerning my wedding announcement yesterday. I read your messages of shock and disgust but decided to go ahead with it anyway. I’m sick of dating and all that goes with it! I’m very happy to announce that after a long friendship, Pam agreed to be Mrs. PamBorden.com. We couldn’t wait until Valentine’s Day — here’s some photos from our reception last night:
Bob and Pam tie the knot!
Pam read my website, called me up and said “I’d love to be your wife.” She had me at “I’d.” We’re head over heels for each other! I know I promised Las Vegas for our honeymoon but on such short notice, we had to improvise. Our reception was at T.G.I. Fridays and the honeymoon was at Howard Johnson’s. I know that sounds like a lousy wedding but when two people are so into each other it just doesn’t matter.
So, I hate to say I told you so but I told you so. And to all the “ladies” out there, I say this to you: YOU MISSED THE BOAT! I’m officially off the market! Life is good!
I stopped by the record store the other night looking for a CD that I sold that now I want to listen to again. They didn’t have it. Then I remembered that Prince has a live CD out and I’ll pick that up. I look in the Prince section and nothing. Odd, maybe Prince didn’t put one out after all. I’m walking out the store and I see the new Prince CD. Except it isn’t a CD, it’s a box set. 4 CDs for $57!
I don’t have that kind of money, hell, I just got married! Maybe it’s cheaper online. Just looked online, found it for $47 but still, $47!
OK, that’s it for today. It’s still cold outside but I don’t care anymore because my heart is warm! Have a great day! God Bless America.