Yo. This past weekend and last night, no matter what’s on TV, I always seem to end up watching The Wash — Starring Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. It’s not very good but I enjoy it. There’s something very entertaining about watching Snoop Dogg. Put Snoop with the right project and then you’ll have something.

Snoop Dogg in

The Wash

I won the Canadian football pool at work yesterday. Hello $6 – The Canadian pool hasn’t really caught on yet but you have to be in it to win it! I bought a $5 scratch off ticket and a lotto ticket. Hello easy street, goodbye poorhouse. I lost on the scratch off ticket, damn.

I need a haircut. I don’t really need one but it’s starting to grow over my ears. I hate that. I can’t do SuperCuts again. I think I may go to a real barber, old school. Hey, the new Beck CD is out today. Rolling Stone gave it 5 stars; I may have to go to the record store tonight.

Speaking of music, I picked up some ‘new to me music’ this past weekend. I bought Outkast’s Stankonia and Roxy Music’s Siren. I really like Roxy Music. I happened upon an old review and that made me want to broaden my musical horizons. I like Outkast a lot but I got the CD mostly because I like to say “Stankonia” Come on, say it, it’s fun – STANKONIA!

OK, that’s about it. Have a great day. God Bless America.

Hello. Man it was humid this weekend. It just made me feel sick, like I had malaria. Anyway, I had Friday off. It was Emmy weekend and a lot of the staff flew out to LA for the ceremony. I declined to go because I just spent two weeks out there in August.

Friday, I woke up, staked my claim in front of the TV and stayed there until dinner. I picked up some Mexican food, mmmmmm. I watched more TV and called it a night. Some may say, I wasted a day off but I think I needed the rest.

Saturday, I drove to an electronics store, The Wiz. I wanted to buy a DVD to watch that night. I swear I was looking for an hour! I couldn’t find anything. Finally, I came across The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. I heard good things about it. It’s a cult classic. I didn’t care for it, at all. I sold it four hours after I bought it. Checkout the receipt from The Wiz:

The Wiz is wasting paper

That’s the biggest receipt I’ve ever seen! Multiply that and all their customers — so much waste. What a wasteful world we live in.

Hey, check it out; the A & P had a sale on paper towels. I bought 12 rolls of paper towels for $4.99!

$4.99 for 12 rolls of paper towels!

So I’m a hypocrite, at least I admit it.

Sunday, I drove into the city. I went to my office because I wanted to take some old junk home. I cleaned my office last week. Now it has a much more professional feel. Clean office, clean mind. After that I drove to Nutley and did my laundry. One of my favorite simple pleasures on earth is putting my clothes in the dryer; walking next door to the pizza parlor, order up a slice and an R/C Cola. That’s sweet living. OK, two slices.

Sunday Night, I watched the Emmy Awards. I’m happy to report that Late Show with David Letterman took home the Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series — Congratulations, to us. Very exciting!

That’s it for Monday! Have a great day. God Bless America.

Hi. Most of my day yesterday was spent rearranging my office. My desk was facing north, with a wall in front and a wall to my right. Now, my desk faces west, with windows to my left and the hallway to my right. Check it out:

Bob rearranged his

office yesterday

I have to say, I like it. I’m not hidden behind a door anymore. I put a couch in there and I have one of those little fountains, you know, for stress.

Because we’re not taping this week, I got out around 5. That’s sweet living. Makes me feel like I have a life. So what did I do with my extra time? That’s right, I went to Walter’s house and played video games. Damn that Tony Hawk game is great! We ordered in some Italian food for dinner. Oh what a night.

I was going to have a contest today but then I thought – Is there a way where everybody could win? And then it hit me! I’ll give away something for your computer – maybe some new wallpaper? I like that idea. Here’s the image:

Wallpaper your desktop

with Bob!

Click on the photo to make it bigger. Then, right click on the photo and select “set as background”. And Bingo, enjoy my photo on your desktop! Everybody wins!

OK, that’s it for today. I have Friday off. Tune back on Monday for more adventures of BobBorden.com. Have a great weekend. God Bless America.

Thank the Lord there’s music. Certain songs make me feel certain ways, very interesting. G Love and Special Sauce makes me feel like its fall. Prince makes me feel the pain of love. And Right Said Fred makes me smile. Yes, I bought that record! I liked it; I don’t care what anyone says! The most embarrassing album I ever bought was, get ready, Chunky A — Arsenio Hall’s alter ego/Rap character. I’m not sure what I was thinking?! 1989 was a very confusing time for me. What was your most embarrassing music purchase? Let me know on my message board.

Bob’s most embarrassing music purchase

I’m not sure why I started talking about that? Anyway, I’m rearranging everything in my office at work. I spent yesterday cleaning out all the crap. Today, they’re going to move my desk from one side of the office to the other. I didn’t realize how much junk I had in there. I’m going to get rid of all the crap and go 100% business.

I started off this diary listening to G Love and Special Sauce. Now I’m listening to Anthrax. Caught in a Mosh!

Photo of Bob that has nothing to do with today’s diary

So, that’s all I have for today. I have my mind of the redesign of my office. It’s kind of important to me; I spend more time there than I do at home. I think I’m going to buy a plant today — maybe a fern.

Have a great day. God Bless America.

How’s it going? I thought I’d start off today’s diary with a question. Trying to mix it up a little bit. OK, now I’m going to talk about myself, ha ha.

I still can’t believe my Vanilla Ice Rap doll was on VH1 last night. Incredible! And people laughed when I was putting my Rap Doll collection together. Well, who’s laughing now? Huh, speak up — I can’t hear you! That’s what I thought.

I had a short day at work yesterday. We’re not taping this week and yesterday was a holiday. I got out at 2:30! My friend Jay and I went to the movies. We saw Barbershop.

Jay and Bob at the movies

(This photo has nothing to do with Barbershop)

Barbershop was just OK — A few funny moments and a few touching moments but nothing spectacular. I was a little disappointed. But it was a good way to kill a few hours. I think Jay felt the same way. We went to a DVD store and then parted ways. I headed back to Hoboken and cooked myself some dinner. On the menu, soup and a hamburger.

Time for a new feature to BobBorden.com, I call it: Supermarket Oddities. Here we go:

Someone at the Tostitos factory

was asleep at the switch

I saw that messed up bag in the store and I said to myself, that’s grade “A” diary material. I should sue the company but damn if those Tostitos ain’t tasty! That’s it for Supermarket Oddities.

And that’s it for today! Have a great day. God Bless America