Why do my pickles contain high fructose corn syrup?
I’m not a health nut (no kidding!) but I don’t think high fructose corn syrup needs to be in pickles. Cheap bastards!

I’m watching a ‘CHiPs’ rerun and in this episode Ponch and Jon have to contend with vindictive hippies. And you thought your job sucked! Funny description.

Have a great day!