On Iggy’s walk tonight I saw a guy with a cello case get out of a car. I said, what do you have in there, a flute? He laughed. Then I followed that up by saying, hey, got a match! He laughed again, then said, “I’m just the neighbor.” Which leads me to believe he didn’t speak English 100%. I must have totally embarassed Iggy.

The end of our walk is also worth mentioning. We were walking behind our neighborhood pub and we saw two guys doing something unusual by an SUV. Turns out A guy was getting fitted for a suit!
I said, Nothing strange about this! Another huge laugh. The guy getting measured said, “I knew someone was going to say something!” Ah, yeah, dipsh%t! You’re in a parking lot getting your inseam measured! That reminds me, I have a dentist appointment in the bathroom at Macy’s.

Have a nice day.