If there is any justice in the world Lance Armstrong will be Manti Te’o's next girlfriend. Ha ha. What a weird story. His girlfriend was a hoax but another player met her? When did he know she wasn’t real? Did he go along with her death to gain sympathy/popularity? Or is he just the most gullible person in the world? I haven’t been this fascinated with football since the Chicago Bears’ Super Bowl Shuffle.
A 51-yead-old Washington state woman smothered her boyfriend, with her breasts, during a drunken fight at their trailer park. The boyfriend died! You could make the old “what a great way to go” joke. But, ugh, there’s nothing funny about this story! I’m going to place a warning call to Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ husband right now.
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