Have you priced rakes lately?  Ouch!  I’m not John D. Rockefeller!  Faced with spending thousands or leaving my yard sloppy, I decided to pull up my pants and fix my own rake!  Fixing things with your own damn hands is what made America great!  I had an old broom stick, so I trimmed off the end, drilled a couple of holes and wham!  New rake.

Price for this fix:  $ZERO!  This new skill is going to look GREAT on my resume.

Ever since I saw “Wreck-it Ralph” I have a strong urge to play Q-bert.  Q-bert, like Pac-Man, is only meant to be played in an arcade.  It’s hard to control Q-bert without a real  joystick.  I was never good at Q-bert.  I usually died pretty fast.

I don’t think there are any real arcades anymore.  I’ll have to do some research.  They should have one store made up of a bunch of failed stores.  There should be an arcade and record store.  Eh, might not be one of my best ideas.  But if you like the idea and decided to run with it, I want 20%!

Have a nice day.