by Bob
Welcome back! BobBorden.com Mach 2 is open and ready for business. Whew! It’s been a long time coming but I think you’ll be happy with the results — I know I am! I’m going to start today’s diary with a huge THANK YOU to my web designer/friend, Walter Kim.
 
“Walter Kim, Web Designer”


He made my vision a reality, he took my calls at 3am and most importantly, he made my head spin in the “BobBorden.com” logo. I’m so proud of this site and will probably never be able to repay you for all the work you put into this. Again, thanks.

I’m not sure what to tell you about first, everything is new. There’s a great bowling game in the game room, post a message on the board, read my press clippings, look at the photo of the day, go to the new store and buy something, check out my progress on my diet — Do anything you want, it’s all at your finger tips, it’s all new BobBorden.com Mach 2! Hey, that rhymed, cool. Man this is exciting!

So, I get on the bus yesterday, sit down and everything I’m wearing is dirty. I look around and it looked like the bus was driven through a swamp with the windows down. I was so pissed off! This is a photo of the ceiling of the bus:

“Dirty Bus”
Can you imagine how filthy it was on the seats?! On my way off the bus I told the driver about this and he couldn’t have cared less. He mumbled something and basically ignored me! I said to him in a loud tone, “Thanks a lot!” When I got to work you better believe I was writing a letter (with photos) to the New Jersey Transit — I didn’t even take off my jacket off. My jacket was dirty too! I’ll keep you updated as to what happens. However, I have a feeling what will happen, absolutely nothing. They say for every bad thing, something good happens. The good occurred at, of all places, the A & P. I was shopping for eye glass cleaner. They didn’t seem to have any so I ended up looking at window glass cleaners. I looked and looked. I finally found one that was free of Ammonia. I don’t want to harm my eye glasses. I put the cleaner in my cart and this guy said to me, “You know, I work with glass and that’s just about the best stuff there is.”
 
“The best glass cleaner”


I thought that that was very nice of him. I said, “Well thank you very much!” That restored my faith in humanity — For about 3 days, then I got on that stupid bus. Why is everybody out to get me, why, WHY?!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much. That’s it! Let me know what you think of my site on my message board. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT BOBBORDEN.COM! Have a good day. God Bless America.