Man, I was in slow motion yesterday. I was in a haze because of my laid back weekend. Too much sleep isn’t such a good thing.

I was checking the Access Hollywood tape from Friday to see if I was in the background of The Rock interview. I didn’t make it. I was inching my way towards the camera too! So, I’m watching and I see two writers in the background walk by.

L-R: Gabe, The Rock, Jonathan

That was supposed to be me in the background! I haven’t been on TV in over a year! That was my only shot, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much. Congratulations to Gabe and Jonathan on their new found fame.

Have you seen The Man Who Wasn’t There? I watched that a couple of weekends ago. Wow, that film looked spectacular! They made being a barber look cool. And the cigarettes, oh the cigarettes. I enjoy the Coen Brothers, they do quality stuff.

I’m going to see Spiderman this Friday. I’m looking forward to it. I hope it lives up to the hype. I really, really want it to be good. I remember coming home and watching Spiderman cartoons on channel 53 out of Pittsburgh. That was living! Cookies, milk and a great cartoon. It’s funny how life doesn’t seem that different nowadays, ha ha.
I bought this Old Spice soap the other day. It’s overpowering! That’s all I can smell in my apartment. I’m going to toss it. Life’s too short to be taken advantage of by soap. I’m leaving work last night and I look out the window.

They’re lighting the empty billboard! Who are these people? I used to think that they just loved the The Majestic but that’s not the case. These people just love billboards! It’s a conspiracy — Did you ever see They Live? OK, that’s all I have today. I’m looking out for the BobBorden.com T-shirts I ordered last week. I can’t wait till they get here, can’t wait! God Bless America. OBEY.