Hello. I’m finding out about a lot of cool things this week because I’m trying something new, reading. Specifically, in the world of science. First, there was the walking fish from Asia. Second, a giant squid with an unusual muscle growth was found washed up on an Australian beach, it weighed 550-pounds! — it wasn’t a new species but still.

Giant Squid’s message is clear

Third, in Central Park, of all places — a new species of poisonous predator — a tiny centipedethat may well be the world’s smallest — was discovered this week.

Fourth and probably the worst — There may, may be an asteroid on a collision course for earth. It could hit in about 17 years!

What the &$%# is going on? What’s the message here? Are the animals of the world trying to tell us something? Maybe, but I have another theory. Think of the biggest conspiracy you can imagine and then imagine that it’s ten times bigger than you imagined. OK, I’m not really good with theories but something’s going happen and it’s going to be BAD!

I didn’t do much last night. I just chilled out and watched the tube. The weather sure was pleasant last night, great sleeping weather! Excuse me for a second, “YAWN!” Internet boredom, thank you, thank you very much.

OK, yesterday’s contest. I have to say that I was surprised by all the real and all the fake people that entered. Thank you, I included everyone, once. At first, I was angry that some people entered twice, then I said to myself, who cares! Ha ha! Picking the names with me today is my lovely assistant, Pam. Here we go:

Bob and Pam pick a winner

And the winner is:

Audrey!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Audrey! I contacted Audrey and she had this to say:

“Thanks, Bob! Words cannot describe my joy right now. I am so excited to finally win one of your kick ass contests. Your thrilling stories give me reason to crawl out of bed each day and help to break up the boredom of my otherwise depressing work day. ”

Thanks for the kind words. People really do win on BobBorden.com!

Science, a great contest and a Giant Squid — what more could you want? That’s it! God Bless America. Uh oh, wait a second, Giant Squid wants to say something:Hmmmmmmmm, the Giant Squid hates BobBorden.com but likes Audrey, very strange.