Friday! Fri-day! FRIDAY!!!! Hello. The messages on my message board seem to get stranger and stranger as time goes on. People are actually planning my weekend before it even starts! Calm down. I have enough pressure without living up to those expectations, ha ha. I can tell you one thing I have planned: Gambling. My friend Walter and I are going to drive up to Mohegan Sun casino at some point. I have a gambling jones right now. I need to sit down at a Black Jack table and work through some issues. I’m only taking a small amount of money to gamble. That’s funny, “only taking a small amount of money” – Like I have another option! (I’m very poor.) I wish my car were big enough to fit more than two people, otherwise, I’d ask some more friends to come. Nissan!

My bosses, Eric and Justin, got their photo taken with former President Bill Clinton on Wednesday.

I thought that was pretty cool. Mr. Clinton even went into Rupert’s Hello Deli to get some coffee.

Hey, Barber Shop opens today! I might go see that this weekend. I’m a big Cube fan. I didn’t do anything last night. I worked late, got home late and just chilled. I wanted to go home, fix myself some champagne and strawberries and soak in a hot bath. I had to settle for going home, sucking back a Coors Light and crying myself to sleep. I’m just kidding; I didn’t have a Coors Light. Hahahahahahaha. “Boooooooooooo, you suck Borden!”

I think that may be enough for a Friday. Tune back on Monday – I’m going to make a MAJOR announcement. I don’t want to give it away but I will tell you this, it involves a rap doll, a TV show and yours truly. Exciting stuff!

Thank you for checking out BobBorden.com, tell your friends! Have a great weekend. God Bless America.