AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes you just want to
scream.

I have a very strong urge to get a manicure. I need some cuticle work, big time.


Meaningless photo of Bob


The new Foo Fighters CD has officially grown on me; I like it. I wanted to see Jackass this past weekend — I never made it. Punch-Drunk Love was on the must-see list too – there’s always this weekend. Those movies are playing at the Hoboken theatre too. They couldn’t be more accessible to me. However, the seats in that theatre are as comfortable as sitting on a
sharp stick. Anyway, I have to start making plans for myself and actually do things on my weekends — preferably things that don’t involve spending money. Ha ha, that pretty much narrows it down to me, the weekend and watching the grass grow.

I don’t know what the hell else to talk about. The BobBorden.com 2 year anniversary is fast approaching. 2 years! It’s ironic that I started this site on Halloween — ironic because I do not like Halloween. Maybe subconsciously, I started it to forget about Halloween? I hate it when I do things subconsciously.

I have to cut my nails. Do you think the Cavemen worried so much about vanity? Doubtful. I’m writing the old diary by the window, fall is in the air. I’m sitting in a chair, with a blanket around my legs. I feel like a grandmother. It’s just odd that a 33-year-old guy is using a blanket in that fashion. I thought it was odd anyway. Do you think Tiger Woods really likes Buicks? I mean, come on! I drove a Buick for over 11 years and I hated every minute of it. Here’s a helpful car-buying tip for anyone in the market for a new car: Don’t buy the first shiny car you see – shop around! I think the new Ford Thunder Birds stink. They’re too big!

OK, that’s it. Have a great day. God Bless America.