Man it’s nippy out. Nippy nippy nippy! I just like saying that. Nippy nippy nippy. What’s the best thing about the change in weather? That’s right, I get to wear my Pea Coat.

Come to think of it, I think I like saying Pea Coat. Pea Coat Pea Coat Pea Coat. That’s very calming. I think I want to make a permanent change to posting on Wednesday. From now on, the diaries on Wednesday don’t have to make sense. That would make things a whole lot easier.

Damn it’s cold! Whew! I didn’t do much last night. My friend Pam let me borrow her copy of Tony Hawk 2 for the old school Playstation. Who would have thought that at age 33, I’d be in to skateboarding games? And who would have thought that at age 33, I’d still be living alone with two cats? Oh SWEET LORD, is this it for me? Is this the plan Lord? Why, WHY?!! Lord. Lord? LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Internet praying, thank you, thank you very much.

OK, that’s it for today. Tune in tomorrow for my feature article: Pumpkin – King of the Gourds.

God Bless America.