Who’s looking forward to 8 Mile? The best soda on the market right now is Dr. Pepper’s Red Fusion. It’s very tasty; it can’t be good for you. Soda/pop is the modern equivalent of tonics and elixirs. Think about it – it’s carbonated, sugar water. We don’t need it. I need to stop drinking soda. I had a good breakfast yesterday. I had some oatmeal, some OJ and a croissant. OK, the croissant wasn’t really good for me but I needed something else – Cut me some slack! They give Heroin addicts methadone when they try to kick the habit
— A croissant is my methadone.

On my way home last night, the guy at the game store was taking out the trash. I took this opportunity to ask him the value of my old-school Playstation. His answer — $15. $15! I couldn’t believe it. I’d rather throw it in the sewer than sell it for $15. I was really surprised/shocked. I got back home and tried to beat this Tony Hawk game. I couldn’t do it. So, I got online and found a cheat code that unlocks everything in the game. I played around for 15 minutes and my “addiction” was cured. Sometimes, cheating is necessary — remember that kids.

After that, I took some time to update my cell phone. I got rid of old numbers, called a number and updated something and I changed the main message. It used to read “ready” but I changed it to this:

It says, “Killyourcell” it’s like a bumper sticker for the phone. I did have “F**K you” but that seemed like I was saying that to myself. After that, I looked at my real phone, then at my cell, then at my real phone and again at the cell. You guessed it — I called myself. And to make matters worse, I started talking. I enjoyed the echo.

Here’s something odd. I felt this pinching in my underwear last night. Upon further investigation, one of those security tags was stuck to my drawers.