Hello.

Today’s POD is brought to you by my friend Jay. He saw a dog wearing sunglasses outside the Beaver Creek Denny’s in Colorado. I love that photo! It’s a dog wearing sunglasses! Now that’s a photo!

Jay and his family went skiing. It sounded like they had a great time. This photo of Jay on a snowboard was taken while he was practicing going downhill backwards while balancing on the toe side of the board.

Jay taking snowboarding

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I think that’s pretty cool. And that brings us to a major BobBorden.com announcement. As of today, 12/10/02, I’m going to dedicate my life to becoming an extreme snowboarder. I’m not going to take plain snowboarding lessons – only extreme snowboarding lessons. I’ve worked on the best show in Late Night for the past 7 years — now it’s time to move on. I wonder if snowboards have a weight limit? That will be the first thing I look into! Anyway, thanks for the inspiration Jay!

Christmas is sooooo close. I don’t have anything done yet. I’m still thinking about ideas for my annual Christmas CD. It has to be something that people will really listen to. That’s my goal. I have a few ideas; I’ll have it figured out by the weekend. Next year, my goal is to put out a Christmas DVD. The future is now. Well, actually, it’s next year, ha ha. I haven’t even bought Christmas cards, damn! I have to get on the stick.

I have to say, I got caught up in some of the hype surrounding The Sopranos season finale and I really wish I hadn’t. The great scenes between Tony and Carmela were totally overshadowed by my expectations of waiting for someone to get whacked. Stupid media. Stupid Bob. I like Carmela’s new hair. It suits her. When I was a kid, I saw a woman drive around town in a blue sports car. She had long flowing blonde hair. I thought to myself, damn, she’s f-i-n-e! But when I saw her face, she was an old woman. Imagine your grandmother with long blonde hair, driving around town in a sports car. Not a good idea. The Sopranos is over for another year.

OK, that’s it for today. Thanks again to Jay for the photos. God Bless America.

Congratulations to Larry Csonka! Way to go #39!