Friday is here! It’s Friday the 13th, if you believe in that sort of crap. I’m so happy to put this week behind me. Throw eggs or snowballs at me but don’t mess with my ride – that’s my freedom machine! My used window hasn’t come in the mail yet. At first I was worried about having a plastic bag instead of a window, you know, for security reasons. Then I realized that if they’ll break a window, they’d do anything. Nothing’s safe.
Hey, I just remembered, my friends John and Julia had a baby boy yesterday! BobBorden.com is happy to welcome Ryan James Boggs into the world. Congratulations!!! I love having my own website, now I don’t have to send a card or a gift.
I’m watching QVC right now and there’s a guy on there getting way too excited about cheesecake. Calm down, buddy! “Calm down, buddy!” That’s the best I could come up with – sad. You suck, Borden!
You know what I miss? 
(file photo)
I miss The Majestic billboard that I used to see out my office window everyday for four months. Earlier in the year, this thing used to drive me nuts. The movie bombed in about a week and the billboard was up for months and months. The sign has been down since maybe May and nothing’s taken its place. There’s just a blank billboard up now. Funny how life works — what once I didn’t like, now I miss. There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
I think that may be all I have to say today. To recap this week: My car window got smashed, my car was ransacked, I lost the lottery and after my bleaching accident of a few weeks ago, I’m finding that I don’t have a lot of clothes to wear these days. But you know what? I’m alive and I’m mighty thankful for a great family and great friends! So what the hell?!
Now the QVC guy loves Lemon Coconut Layer Cake! Make up you mind dude!
That’s it. God Bless America.
“Make up you mind, dude!” –? Boooooooooooooo!