Hello. I want to start today’s diary by wishing one of my loyal readers a very Happy Birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM! In years past the trick of combining her birthday and Christmas used to save me from buying another gift. But she wised up and let it be known that she wants a birthday present. Last year, I was good with the gift and had planned on being good this year too. I went to a website and ordered something cool, I specified a date of arrival, almost paying in shipping what the item is worth and the damn thing hasn’t shipped yet! I don’t care if it is Christmas and they’re busy – don’t let me select a date if you can deliver the goods!

So, Mom – Happy Birthday but those bastards haven’t shipped your gift yet! It’s always something.

Last night, I stayed at work late burning my Christmas CD. It’s all about the mix. I think I found a perfect balance of stuff without adding any heavy metal. I would have loved to put some Motley Crue on there but I have to think of my audience. Looking forward to getting this thing done.

My used car window hasn’t come yet. I have 5 windows on 6-window car! I’m thinking about breaking the other 5. I’m sick of windows, I’m sick of walls, and I’m sick of society! I hope it comes in this week.

I’m cutting it short today. Have a great Wednesday! God Bless America.