It’s Friday! I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to the weekend. It’s going to be a cold one back east. My next sentence was going to be the following: “The cold is good for you, makes you feel alive.” Then I realized I had no idea what I was talking about! Not a good sign, I’m not even out of the first paragraph yet. My gloves have holes in them. I was shaking someone’s hand last night and noticed several holes on my nice, warm knitted gloves. I’m down to one pair of gloves. They’re black and made out of some material not found in nature. I’ll give them a shot.
I’m sitting at my desk yesterday, working very hard. Then this guy came into my office and hands me some papers. I opened up the envelope and I was served with divorce papers! 
Pam, my one and only love, dropped me like a hot rock! The papers didn’t state the reason for the divorce. So, I gave Pam a call. Turns out she thought it was all just a joke! Were the flowers a joke, was our reception A JOKE?! — Think about it Pam. I’m real! I have feelings; my love isn’t something that you can just throw away like common trash. This was the best week of my life and sadly, the worst week of my life. I’ll go on Pam, don’t worry about me. I’m going to be fine.
To the nice people on my message board – you were right, I was wrong. I learned a lesson and today I’m a better man for it. What a week! Pam and I will remain friends. And to all the ladies out there, Bobby is back on the market! This is an odd website.
I think I should see a movie this weekend. I feel like I haven’t seen a movie in a while. And I think I’ll do my laundry in Hoboken again. There’s a place by me that plays movies/TV while you wash your stuff. Last week I watched Cast Away with Tom Hanks. I enjoyed that movie. I’m still shocked that at the end of the movie, his wife is remarried with a family. I guess people have to move on but damn. I guess I shouldn’t get upset; it’s just a movie.
I bought a CD on Half.com for 75 cents! And it’s brand new. I either found a terrific deal or I have terrible taste in music –something to think about.
OK, that’s it! I’m routing for Oakland and Philly this weekend. Have a great weekend. God Bless America.