I’m going to start today’s diary with something I haven’t done in a while. I call this: Bob Borden works on his stand-up comedy routine. Picture it, small club, smoke filled room, I take the stage and open up with this:

I’m walking down the street the other day, freezing cold outside. I reach in my pocket to pull out a glove and my hand brushes up against my tube of Chap Stick. I reach in my other pocket and my hand brushes up another tube of Chap Stick. What person has two tubes of Chap Stick? Who do I think I am anyway, Donald Trump?! I’m not a millionaire – I’m the kind of guy that asks you if I can borrow your Chap Stick!

Crowd erupts in laughter and I move on to my next joke, which is probably some insane rambling on the origins of Chap Stick. End Scene. And that was Bob Borden Works on His Stand-up Comedy Routine, thank you, thank you very much.

My fantasy life is so much better than my real life. Speaking of fantasy life, I lost the lotto again! I lost 90 million dollars – That’s American money folks. I’m down but not out. No one won the jackpot and now it’s up to 105 million. That’s some sweet money. Ha ha, like 90 million isn’t?!

I didn’t have any photos for the diary today. So, I went to Google looking for images of money to go along with the previous paragraph and here are the results:

Google.com search for

“money”

I thought that was pretty funny! Seriously, Eddie Money rocks!

Whew, I had a very busy day at work yesterday. That’s fine but then throw in that I couldn’t update my site until 3:30. It was driving me nuts! But that was then and this is now. What a cheap way to end a thought, ‘that was then and this is now’. “Booooooooo!!! You suck, Borden!”

I didn’t do anything last night. I watched The Doors on Starz! and just chilled out.

That’s it!

God Bless America.

PS — Happy 7th Birthday to my nephew Lucas!!!

Have a great day, Luke!