It’s Thursday! I bet I’m the only guy in America that opened his door last night and said to his cats, “What’s up in the hizzy?

I got another letter addressed: To Our Single Friend – What the hell? They really know how to rub it in! I’m fat too but thank God I never got a letter addressed: To Lard Ass. Being single and fat aren’t points of pride. Why not address a letter: To Nice Guy. That’s something I’d open! It’s all about marketing.

I was walking home and I overheard another neat conversation. Two women were walking past and I heard: “If I would have been at ‘Jim’s’ I would have kicked her ass!” Ha ha, isn’t that funny?! Mom, the search is over, I found her, the girl of my dreams!

Yesterday I mentioned that I wanted to listen to some Buck Owens. Today, I’m in the mood for some Roy Clark!

ROY CLARK

I’m going to find some of their Cds this weekend come hell or high water!

I think you’ll agree when you look back at today’s diary that it wasn’t about quantity but quality. In other words, that’s all I got!

God Bless America.