Man, this Iraq stuff seems like it’s going to happen, 48 hours. I doubt Saddam will throw in the towel; that really doesn’t fit the profile of an evil dictator. We’re back up to Orange Alert too. I don’t like Orange Alert. A few weeks ago with all the Duct tape stuff, things felt really tense. All I can say is yuk. I yearn for the carefree days of this past weekend, ha ha.

Thanks to Mark from my message board. He helped me out with my turn-signal problem. Turns out, I think I need a thermal flasher. I found this photo from howstuffworks.com (I added the red arrow):

Bob needs a

thermal flasher

I thought that was very interesting. I’ll put that thermal flasher thing on this weekend. That seems like it would do the trick. Until then, I’ll only make left turns, ha ha. I knew my website was good for something. It’s not helping me meet women (which is still the sole intent of the site) but it’s great for auto advice. Who knew?

I was tired yesterday. I think I need a few days to adjust to the new, warmer climate. Or, It could have been from driving for 5 hours to gamble. Nicest day of the year on Sunday and I’m in a casino. Looking back on Sunday and on that last sentence, I wouldn’t change a thing.

When I was driving back from Ohio a few weeks ago, Bob Seger’s song, Like a Rock, came on the radio. That radio jingle is tattooed on my brain like the tattoo of a mermaid on a drunken sailor’s arm. LIKE A ROCK! Anyway, I listened to the whole song and you know what, it’s pretty good. OK, that’s it for King’s Things today, ha ha.

Have a great day.

God Bless America.