AMERICA AT WAR: Day One. Yikes. BobBorden.com supports the men and women on the front lines, fighting for all of us, to make the world a safer place. God Bless You.
Bravo was playing The Straight Story last night – man, that’s a good film! I also watched Junkyard Wars on TLC. I haven’t seen that in a while. I’m getting tired of that show – they repeat the same facts over and over again. The specialist says something, then the host says the same thing, then they show a diagram and then they say the same fact again. Find some other way to fill the time! No more bad TV!
I’m hoping against hope that because of the war, there’s no retaliation on American soil. I don’t want to go through that again. But in the event that something should happen, I’ve been stockpiling supplies. Well, actually, I only bought one item so far: 
In case of retaliation, I bought a mosquito net. I’m ready – come and get me suckers!
I want to thank Christopher for calling me about my turn-signal problem yesterday, thank you. I’m assuming you guys made it to California safely –Good for you and Liz.
It was a little chilly last night. I wasn’t ready for that. I downgraded to a light jacket. Now, I have to wear something warmer. I have such a tough life, ha ha.
I’m going to end today’s diary with a new feature called: Why Bob’s Joke about the Mosquito Net Was Funny, here we go – With America at war, on High Alert status and under the constant threat of terrorism, I went out and bought a mosquito net which offers almost zero protection against such threats. And that was Why Bob’s Joke about the Mosquito Net Was Funny.
That’s it!
God Bless America (I mean it!)