Prince: Guitar and Lead vocals. Prince is a musical genius, great composer, musician and performer.
Mike Watt: Bass and vocals. Mike Watt is as versatile as they come. Great musician, great singer and puts on a hell of a show.
Tommy Lee: Drums. Probably the best rock drummer out there, plus, his drum set can play upside down – always a crowd pleaser.

But now that I think about it, Prince’s ex-wife is engaged to Tommy Lee, damn! That seems to be a conflict. Again, I spent an hour on that photo and it isn’t even remotely feasible now. That sucks.

This may come to you as surprise but I didn’t do much last night. I got off the bus and played the lotto, I’m hoping I’ll win. On my way back to my crib I ran into my friend Tiffany, she was carrying a lot of laundry. I helped her carry some home, wasn’t that nice of me? I think I’m going to start complimenting myself from now on. That might create some uniquely awkward social situations. I’m doing a really great job with today’s diary. See what I mean, awkward.

Two nice moments from yesterday: #1 I didn’t move my car for street sweeping because it was covered in snow. I said to myself are you willing to risk the $25 ticket because you’re too lazy to wipe the snow off? Sadly, the answer was yes. But as it turns out, I didn’t get a ticket – YEAH!
#2 – On the bus ride home, I put on my headphones and my surroundings became not so harsh. I could see the jackasses around me talking on their cell phones but I was happily listening to Elliot Smith. If you’re keeping score: Bob 2, world 0.

Can you get a runner’s high from walking up a flight of stairs? It may be time for Bobby to slim down. I’ve been bulking up for summer, probably not a smart idea.

OK, that’s all I got! I could put Buddy Rich in Tommy Lee’s spot but Buddy Rich is no longer with us. Oh well.

God Bless America.