SWEET LORD is my apartment hot right now! 60 degrees outside and the radiator thinks it’s 20 degrees. Damn radiators! Bobby don’t like the heat!

And now it’s time for a new feature to BobBorden.com. I call it: Bob Borden of BobBorden.com Comments on the News of the Day. Today’s topic: SARS. Ever since this SARS thing started up I’ve been very careful of my surroundings. I can’t believe how many ignorant slobs are walking around. The guy on the bus sneezing without covering his mouth, the girl in the laundry mat coughing up a lung and mouth breathers, don’t forget about the mouth breathers! If this thing hits America, we’re in trouble. And that was Bob Borden of BobBorden.com Comments on the News of the Day, tell your friends.

I made a new purchase last night in the Port Authority. I bought a DVD TOWER. It holds 50 DVDs and it’s made out of a durable black plastic. At $16.95, the price was right! And my cats like playing in the empty box. However, the selling point for me was on the box. On the box they had The Great Escape as one of the example DVDs in the DVD TOWER – I HAVE THE GREAT ESCAPE ON DVD! — Don’t you see — it’s kismet! KISMET! I love the damn thing, best $16.95 I’ve ever spent. I’m doing all future shopping in the bus station. I love saying DVD TOWER! DVD TOWER! — Say it, it’s fun!

That’s it! It’s too hot in here to continue. WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE A STRUGGLE?! WHY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much.

God Bless America.

DVD TOWER!