Busy, yet fulfilling day at work yesterday. I keep forgetting to buy paper plates! I’ve been paper plate-less for going on two weeks now. Throughout the day yesterday, I remembered that I had to buy them about twice, then I get home and I still don’t have any plates! I use them for my cat’s wet food. I’ve been forced to use the good china. By the end of the week, all those dishes add up. You’re probably saying, good, use real plates, it’s better for the environment. And to you I say this: horse turds. Let the great minds of our time worry about recycling; I got a life to live! You could also say: gross, he feeds his cats on his good china? And to you I say this: they’re like my children, would you rather I let them STARVE?! Damn memory!
I saw a car for sale on the way to work yesterday; it kind of got the blood boiling again. But I think it’s a 70’s car and that seems like it’s way too old. It’s an AMC Javelin. Here’s the car but not the exact car: 
I didn’t get to read the for sale sign. But I’ve seen the old man that drives it, he’s usually cleaning it off after a rainfall. Oh well. I think I’m going to find an old lady car back in Ohio. I have a theory that old lady cars from Ohio have less wear. Enough about cars – I wonder what I’ll do this weekend without one?
I broke my intern’s glasses yesterday! I was so pissed at myself. I can’t get into the exact details but Matt took my plastic cat, Boz. I freaked out, he ended up in a bear hug and then I accidentally stepped on his glasses. OK, I guess I can get into the exact details. But I don’t shoulder the blame myself as Matt was told to remove the cat from my desk by someone that I can’t name. It just goes to show you where monkeyshines will get you. Sorry, Matt.
I miss using tokens on the subway. The damn Metro cards are soulless! No character. They also jacked up the fare form $1.50 to $2.00! Bloomberg!
Damn AT&T, I ordered voicemail for my phone over a week ago and I haven’t heard a damn thing! They said they were going to send me a letter with my password. I don’t have the letter! Where’s the letter AT&T? WHERE IS IT!? Why does everything have to be a deal? Wake up, flip the switch and give me my damn voicemail!
Have you seen those commercials for Sheraton Hotels? Oh my GOD! They’re awful! But, they did get me to say ‘Sheraton Hotels’ on my website.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH — DAMN corporate America! You win again! But seriously, they’re awful.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed today’s diary, as it was my last.
JK, see you tomorrow.
Always,
Bob