I’d like to start off the diary with an apology. To the people sitting behind me on the bus last night, please excuse me; neck sweat is very hard to control. OK, time to get into the D ZONE!

D ZONE‘ is how the kids refer to my diary on the streets, well, I should say that’s how the cool kids refer to my diary. YES, take that NERDS!

I love that our troops nailed Uday and Qusay Hussein yesterday. Maybe the Iraqis can change their country around with this uplifting news. I will say that it’s sad that it had to come to this. I guess I’m just remembering the good old days.

Uday, Bob and Qusay

during better times

Oh well, see you in hell ya crazy bastards!

And Jessica Lynch returned home yesterday. She downplayed all the attention very well. I would describe her as classy; she’s very, very lucky.

OK and that was Bob’s Newsbeat for July 23, 2003. Next up, the weather, ha ha.

Maybe I should talk about the weather? 100% humidity is no way to go through the summer. Humidity just does me in, it’s awful! Comma Use (Consider revising) – Thanks Microsoft Word!

I got home last night, turned on the tube and there was a show on rebuilding a riding lawnmower engine. There truly is a show for everything now. Sadly, I watched every minute of it.

I think that’s all I have for today. Let me check my list:

Neck sweat
Uday
A hero’s welcome
Bad weather
Riding mower

That was kind of cool except NUABR doesn’t spell anything. Wait, it does spell URBAN but that doesn’t fit into anything. Darn. OK, that’s it!

All my best,

Bob