Bus Story:

I'm in the Port Authority tonight waiting to go home. An old man gets on the bus before me and asks the driver if the air conditioner can be turned on. The bus driver mumbles something. The old man then walks through the bus, closing every single window. I overhear him telling another passenger he doesn't like to breathe the bad air in the tunnel. I'm watching this unfold, totally enjoying his level of madness. HE doesn't like the air, so HE closes ALL the windows. With no A/C, it's like a greenhouse inside! Two seconds after he sits down, two of the windows are opened by other passengers. The old man never noticed the open windows and the air conditioner never came on. I guess the bus driver mumbled "no."

Best,

Bob